On a quick trip home yesterday, digging through some boxes in the basement, I came across what may be the first story I ever wrote.
It’s something of an origin story, my own origin story, written when I was seven — and after reading it, it’s amazing my parents didn’t decide to take me to a child psychologist.
Parts of it were too good not to share though, so here it is. I present to you, without corrections (as if any were needed!)…